Oh mon dieu. Have you missed me? I have certainly missed all of you. Thanks for still hanging in there. This girl is sometimes a hot mess. Nothing tragic or traumatic. Honestly just First World Problems that I dare not complain about.
But I'll admit that this blogging business is difficult! It's hard to be cute and interesting and humorous and engaging and entertaining and committed....did I mention cute? It's like dating. Which I am STILL doing.
Please give me this post to rant about Tinder profile photos, and I promise to post about ALL the men (and some boys) that I've dated or who are on retainer. *wink*
Seriously ENOUGH with the fucking profile photos with Machu Picchu in the background!! (Pardon mon Anglais.) Doesn't ANYONE go ANYWHERE else on fucking vacation? How about an Eiffel Tower? I'll take the cheesy staged Leaning Tower of Pisa. How about Big Ben? Golden Gate Bridge? I'll even take a Brooklyn Bridge! I can't stand it. Does this say something about the type of men on Tinder? (Okay it probably says more about me, but I digress.)
As we all know, I have rules about swiping right (like) or left (nope). I am adding this one to my list: If you post a photo of you with this in the background, I WILL NEVER MEET YOU. Along with middle fingers, too many ballcaps and sunglasses, only blurry photos, ones with your WIFE...call me picky all you like. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
#DearTinderDiary: I think travelling is great, but how come men on Tinder only go to Peru? Is that weird, should I be worried, is there something I don't know? *le sigh*
By the way, I am shamelessly asking you to follow me on Twitter AND Instagram: mimiharveytoo
Kisses,
mh
