I'm sorry it's not real porn

Hello mes amies,

I have to admit to my blogging narcissism. I relentlessly check my reader/viewer stats. Countries visited is my favourite. It warms my heart to know that even though I have a lowly 1000+ pageviews, it's not just my friends and family in North America reading. So many thanks to all the strangers of the world for stopping by.

But then I noticed something - key word searches. "Hong Kong porn", "porn island"...yikes! I've lured in a whole audience that must be sorely disappointed to find pictures of sandwiches and pasta!!

So to those out there searching for real porn, I'm sorry I've wasted your time. But a big yummy merci for boosting my ego and my stats!! I'm big in Albania, yo!!

kisses,
mh